Keep Adventuring and Stay Not a Grownup: Archive

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Anonymous asked: Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

Feb 23rd

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Anonymous asked: have you and alexandra emett burch fucked?

Feb 23rd

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noclassnoculture asked: Longest you've gone without sleep or sex?

Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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thesmellofearthafterrain asked: you owe me ten dollars bitch. slash come downstairs and drink wine with me.

Feb 22nd

dalirumm asked: Would you rather receive a red-hot cattle prod to the throat, or be tossed headfirst off of the top of Mertz?

Feb 22nd

Anonymous asked: what girls wld u have sex with in the department?

Feb 22nd

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girlwhowantsadragontattoo asked: What is the most awkward thing to ever happen to you ever?

Feb 22nd

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noclassnoculture asked: Scariest thing that's ever happened to you?

Feb 22nd

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1 tag

Feb 22nd

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mgmattaini asked: NOOOO I was just distracted by questions. Describe one of your more embarrassing Grindr dates

Feb 22nd

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Okay, I guess you guys are done? lol

Feb 22nd

mgmattaini asked: If you could only watch 1 tv show, read 1 book, and watch 1 movie for the rest of your life, which show, book, and movie would you pick?

Feb 22nd

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girlwhowantsadragontattoo asked: If you could switch places with someone for a day, who would it be? First--someone in our theatre department. Second--anyone in the whole world!

Feb 22nd

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mgmattaini asked: Would you rather find the love of your life but with someone you could only be platonic with (like a girl or an asexual person) OR find some hot man ass that would be your booty call for life but you don't have any emotional connection?

Feb 22nd

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w-o-o-d-y asked: Oh my god... That was an absolutely filthy and repugnant definition....

Feb 22nd

w-o-o-d-y asked: How would you define the word "queef-nugget" ?

Feb 22nd

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noclassnoculture asked: Who was the guy you were making out with on Friday? ;)

Feb 22nd

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ASK ME THINGS GUIZE. PLEASE.

Cuz y’all didn’t do it last week. just-adam-reed.tumblr.com/ask

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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3 tags

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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2 tags

Feb 21st

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First world problems →

funniest10k:

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

554 notes

2 tags

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

56 notes

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Disneyland/Disney World commercials.

normal people: Oh, how fun! I think it would be nice to take a trip there. 
me: OH MY GOD
 NO
 LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY!!!
 LORD HAVE MERCY
 
 MY EVERYTHING
 TAKE ME BACK
 TAKE ME BACK
 PLEASE TAKE ME BACK OH MY GOD THAT CHILD IS HUGGING MICKEY MOUSE
 I WANT TO HUG MICKEY MOUSE
 OH CHRIST I MISS IT 
 I HATE EVERYTHING

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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Watch

mgmattaini: thenhesaidlastnightwasamazing: omg omg omg omg <3 Cuteness overload :3!!! wegubeiogboewghnqwrnbiuhlqgnewrbgrwdoivrwebgrie BABY my ovaries hurt right now.

Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

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My rainbow →

Your rainbow is intensely shaded pink, green, and violet. What is says about you: You are an intelligent person. You appreciate everyone around you. You are a good listener and your friends are glad to have you around in difficult times. You are patient and will keep trying to understand something until you’ve mastered it. Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

Feb 20th

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